yoooooo

moonisneveralone:

someonekillpewdiepie:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

lord-kitschener:

What dumb shit did JK r*wling do on Twitter this time

She said the Jeremy Corbyn is an anti semite for calling out bankers, but he didn’t say anything about jewish people…. she thinks all bankers are Jews….. which makes her the anti semite.

cough cough Harry Potter goblins in gringotts

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doritoslocostacosupreme:

my brain cells when i start the day off by drinking water

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jxhn-mulaney:

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

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noyaboya:

scottish twitter strikes again

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feelinlikea10:

spyrogf:

spyrogf:

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

Things that actually work if u try at them:

• Drinking water
• No longer making self deprecating jokes
• Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather
• Lighting candles
• Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack
• Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

I love that your urls are lesbian dragons and Spyro is a trans woman, god bless america

fandomlife-universe:

marshmalllow:

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

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scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

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